Professor Genki’s Hyper Ordinary Pre-Order Pack

Two weeks ago I wrote about Saints Row: The Third and ended the entry with saying that I was sure that we’ll be hearing about pre-order incentives soon. It’s only been two weeks and now we can talk about Professor Genki’s Hyper Ordinary Pre-Order Pack! Genki hosts the Super Reality Climax Show that will have all sorts of crazy games. The Pre-Order Pack gives you a chance to spread some of his madness.

The pack gives you three items; Professor Genki’s Super Ballistic Man-a-pult, Professor Genki’s Octopus Cannon, and Professor Genki’s Leisure Stunt Suit. I realize that is a lot of strange words put together. What you’re actually getting is a car that can suck up and shoot people into the air, a gun that shoots baby octopi, and a costume with a giant cat head. As a die hard Red Wings fan, I can’t wait to hit people with octopi.

The video above gives you a better look at all the items and is seizure inducing. Seriously. You’ve been warned. In other Saints news, their uber collector’s edition will come with a headset that can be set to Auto-tune. Saints Row: The Third will be out on November 15th, I’ve already got my pre-order in.